uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
i think at one point throughout the night i began eating birthday cake with a q-tip.
you know how they say when you die, your whole life flashed before you? well do you get to see what happened all the nights you blacked out?
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Today needs to die. The mail delivery guy watched me throw up in my yard while taking my chihuahua out in Christmas pajamas at noon. Low point in my life.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
At what point did i decide poptarts, nyquil, and whiskey was a good idea?
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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