Note to self: When getting ready to leave with a kid in a wheelchair don't say Let's roll
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
fine. I googled it. you have to eat 5 to die so apparently I'm in the clear.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
This is the guy who showed up to the first day of class with a 24 pack of coke and a handle of rum in his backpack. He doesnt play by normal people rules.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
is there a line between daddy kink and oedipus complex?
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
If a weird guy texts you in the near future asking if you are satan just go with it
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