It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
All I remember was after sex she kept trying to take pictures of my dick "for memories"
There two guys dressed as FEMA workers with jump-suits that say "Post-Disaster Breast Examination Division"
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Can you plz delete the video of me twerking in Waffle House, my mom just got a vine.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
That was the first time ive ever slept with a girl with a q in her name
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