Midget sex pt 2 tonight
Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
I had to use the resin knife to take the staples out of my tax return forms. Tax returns and a search warrant?
I'm genuinely dissapointed that we didn't make any fat chicks cry
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
I just found a piece of squished oatmeal cream pie in my armpit. So very sad.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Apparently stoned me thought eating chips in the shower was a good idea.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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