I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
im just going to wait until i dont feel like the grim reaper is having sex with me
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
All i remember was you crying naked on the bathroom floor because you were cold. I got you a blanket and you kept kicking it off and crying because you were still cold.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
I had a dream involving the worlds smallest pony, an asphalt volcano, and jimi hendrix. Never smoking 3 bowls before bed again
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