I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
he just invited me over for the 3 p's...pepsi pizza and porn...I'm gonna marry him
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Glad I can drunkenly remember to not get tomatoes on my Mexican pizza but can't tell a guy to keep his hands off my ass
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
he kissed both of us goodnight when we dropped him off...I didn't know if I was more offended or impressed
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