I want to stick my p in your. b.
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Just spent the last three hours in the library successfully refreshing facebook
he called me from germany to tell me about all the gummy bears he bought...i'm doubting his sobriety
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
See, this is why we give you shit. Ashley gets her car cleaned out, I get multiple enchiladas made, and you get cum in your eye.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
If you dont get laid dressed as Woody Harrelson in Zombieland, I have lost all faith in the men of nw Indiana.
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