You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I think when Jesus turned water into wine it was a sign that we should get drunk off Sangria tonight. Do it for Jesus. He died for your sins.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
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