Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
do you know why i have a volvo grill taped to the back of my car?
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Thou shall not celebrate other people's birthdays as if they were thy own
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
You're the only person I know who's experienced a micropenis and a magnum XL penis
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