Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I'm going to start telling people I'm a sophomore so they stop asking me about college and what I want to do with my life
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
My office already closed tomorrow. I'm bout to get drunk and build a muh fuckin fort. I shall call it "Fort Fuck You, Sandy, You Fuckin Bitch"
I have vodka and explosives. For once, we can blow something up that isn't a blow-up doll.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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