Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
we saw a llama on the side of the road. That's when we knew everything was going to be alright.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
Sorry really high. We have no lighter so we're lighting the bowl with rolled up paper towels lit by candle which also lit with a rolled up paper towel that we lit with the stove eye
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
SURVIVED FINALS. CAN'T DIE FROM ALCOHOL POISONING. NOTHER SHOT. CAPS.
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I'm wearing a utility belt filled with alcohol
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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