I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
you kept singing the copa cabana and saying HAVE A BANANA to random people on the street. you also went up to this poor short guy and hugged him while proceeding to yell I LOVE YOU CHILD MAN into his face. please tell me you're sober now
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
its taking every last moral i have not to steal this bike
you still have morals?
Well actually itd just be too hard to ride the bike with this large rake i just stole
you humped every kiosk in the store. then you asked for an application.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
Randomize
