i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
my roommate just said, "don't look at it, just put it iin your mouth"
my cat ate my toast this morning while i was getting dressed. i can already tell today is going to suck.
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
I did, I'm just saying. Once the drinking starts my nipples are no longer my control.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
Oh please not the Easy Cheese again. That was weird.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
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