we're blogging at a bar
If a girl drunk dials you she's at least entertained the idea of sleeping w/ you correct?
YES
I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
Why do you have an empty bottle of port in your bathroom bin?
Meanwhile she's getting her law degree and I'm dropping Cool Ranch Doritos down my bra because I'm laying down eating on the couch
We were still up at 6am, taking shots, because thats apparently how he liked to "get the day started".
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
Did I tell you guys I was bisexual last night? I just had a flashback
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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