Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You know you're a nerd when you lose track of how many times you've gotten turned on watching Glee.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
I'm sober in pajamas at a bar. Nothing is ok about that statement.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Can I bring some rope too? It's not too early for bondage talk, is it?
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
So in my DUI class I had to write down 3 people I'd call if I needed to talk and why...they all want to meet you now...
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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