he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Clearly the ONLY reason why you were voted employee of the month is because of your upside-down beer funneling skills.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
What is my life coming to that I have to cross state lines to get laid?
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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