another moral hangover. fuck.
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
:( I miss blowjobs.
This is probably the strangest conversational segue we've ever had.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
More importantly, he hasn't caught an STD yet. I mean I'd say it's luck, but at this point it has to be skill.
I'm really debating making a second facebook. Same name only with DRUNK at the end. That way I can keep the guys I only talk to when I'm drunk on that facebook and only go on it when im drunk.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
There's an old guy having a conversation with his penis in the bathroom right now.
I'm gonna get drunk in the shower and yell at my parents during dinner. Have fun in Texas.
I realize designer coke was a douchey thing to say but the point of the story is I did bath salts
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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