Its about making memories worth repressing
I love college. Only here at ten in the morning can you hear "Man, hot sauce on my pussy was my worst idea in a long time." while walking down the hall.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
i'm half naked talking to a cat. you don't have to justify your life to me.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
I went on an adventure and now we have more food.
Well, really we just have fire sauce and cookies. But they're edible.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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