In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
2nd semester senior, always drunk. at this point if i don't get a good parking spot, i turn around and drive home
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
The first aid guy just told us to go get hammered...I'm taking his advice
Dreamed I made out with a stranger after falling out of a car, let's make this happen tonight.
He doesn't have any game.. I mean, his one move is forwarding chicks pictures of his penis.
My professor just told me I'm living a lie and I found puke on my pants. How do you think it's going?
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
I'm having shoppers remorse over a dildo
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