im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room
masturbating is 5million times harder to finish knowing grandma is in the guestroom downstairs. just so you know.
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
The girl beside me at the laundromat is bitching a guy out on the phone for jizzing on her bedspread. She had to use a triple machine to wash it.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
Her boobs take up a lot of room so God had to skimp on the brains
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
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