And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
y-o-u-r-e = you are, y-o-u-r = your. you are a bag of douche not your bag of douche. if you're going to insult me at least do it in proper english. that is all.
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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