It's like a parade of train wrecks.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
One fish gets drugged and suddenly I'm labeled a bad pet owner. This is so unfair.
We need you. We already made it on global news and are drunk at the election party.
I never knew so many sexual things could be done while wearing footie pajamas
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
Operation "Inform her family she stars in a sadistic lesbian porn film" is in full effect. She picked the wrong guy to cheat on.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
also I was promised more toga parties by popular media
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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