therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
I was wasted and lost so I called the cops and asked for directions. It seemed logical at the time
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
He did the "not my house dance." Apparently it involves spreading cereal on the floor and then grinding into the carpet in bare feet while singing "not my house" over and over and dancing.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Why did you make me get in the car with you and then not give me a ride? I woke up in a bar with a blanket on me.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
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