Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
There is only so much cookie dough and masturbating I can handle in one night.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I've already made the "blackout on move in day" decision
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I just made kick ass drunk stir fry while taking care of three other drunk people and doing shots. I don't understand how that's not wife material
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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