I totally got off with my controler for my ps3. Soooo glad I ended up with that racing game for Christmas.
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
i think it would be like really awesome if scientist could genetically engineer manatees to be like the size of goldfish so i could have one in my fishbowl and be like FUCK YEAH TINY MANATEE
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
bro i dont care how hot she was, you try keeping it up with the amount of puppet he had in her room, it was like fucking in jeff dunham's house
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
She's been drunk for three days now
Like three straight days. 72 hours
She's been covered in glitter for the last two and somehow she found a monkey
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
My vagina just clenched in fear
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
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