I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
With any luck I will spend the duration of this flight with my tray table up my seatbelt securely fastened and my face in his lap
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
Here's a tip. Don't party with someone that needs sexual attention. Drinking and sexual attention don't mesh well in the morning. Especially over a bowl of Cheerios.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
can we drink soon
I'm not sure who this is but I'm free tomorrow night
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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