Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Give me a heads up the next time you BBM me a voicenote of you cumming so I'll make sure not to play it while in the car with my parents. Miss you too.
He's eating a cream cheese sandwich. He's obviously distressed.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Moral of the story is go have sex with a foreigner and report back to me.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I heard you ran into my sister lastnight. Do you remember making out with her and slapping my uncle?
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
he passed out in the backyard and we used christmas lights as extension cords for the clippers to shave his head.
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