she smelled like a LAN party
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
sex in a tree stand. check.
you lucky bastard
How much do you charge for your Funyun and beer delivery service?
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
He put his burrito in the bag with his dildo.
Sorry about the Christmas balls dude. At the time I thought they were festive as fk but I see now I've just spent too much time on the internet
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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