Whats the glycemic index on semen?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Please come pick me up? I sleep walked to planned parenthood again.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
When that wave blew your top off I heard someone yell "SPANK BANK"
As a former fat girl, that's probably the best compliment I've ever received ever!
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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