Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
omg! a creepy truck driver just made a frog puppet wave at me!!!
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
It feels like eating ice cream while riding a unicorn over a rainbow waterfall made of glitter.
That is possibly the gayest thing that was ever thought of by anyone anywhere.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
hey dude, just got with the girl in H4. so mark H off the apartment list
haha we are half through our lease and already checked off 17 letters
Damn you and your marathon penis with its superhuman capabilities
I'm going to get high and eat ice cream until the pain goes away. You're welcome to join.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
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