"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
She's just bitter because she lost all the weight only to discover she doesn't have a pretty face after all.
The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
I'm pretty sure you called me last night and screamed that she was force-feeding you a bagel.
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
The cop was more concerned with the syringes on the dash board than looking for the source of the smoke. Thank god for diabetes!
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
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