So I was just looking through the calendar on my phone seeing what day new years was on & on dec 31st at 9am it says "nude champagne toast". Guess we have to do it.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I think a kid would responsible me up
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Confirm that you received these messages so that I know you feel the agony of my vagina. There is such a thing as "too many penises".
So I just sent my ex a video snap chat of me getting head from some Venezuelan hottie with the caption I still love you. Think she'll take me back?
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I'll just tell you, some how when we were having sex on Friday my collarbone got fractured.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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