his text ended with ... everyone knows dot dot dot equals infer sexy time
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
God, please protect all woman from micro-penises
Come to this bar
But I'm full of food.
MAKE ME FULL OF YOUR DICK
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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