hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
guess who just got paired up at the beer pong table with the fat girl who's nipples are hanging out...
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
i stapled my math hw together with an ear ring, too ghetto?
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
Doug will be the one to get my vagina. I don't know when or how but I'm now declaring that it is his. And he better not disappoint.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I spilled wine on my pillowcase and I figure it's basically my lifeblood so I'm just leaving it
I have done everything sexualally imaginable with that umpalumpa
TJ is going to paint me in a Patriots Jersey he can paint you in an eagle jersey. Did this last year and got so much dick.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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