So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Five girls, one freshman pledge. We're like our own Make A Wish Foundation.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
I told her I wanted to use him as a chew toy while simultaneously licking his face.
Did she tell him? And if so, was he cool with it? If yes, date him, date the fuck outta him.
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
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