Kiss
Puke
Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
U know its gonna be a great day when the guy at the liquor store waves at u cause u walked by
Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
You flooded my bathroom while trying to construct a hot tub. All three of you were completely naked.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
Ok in all seriousness. Alcohol intake is now restricted for me. I found handcuffs in my trunk.
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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