i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
I am now banned from the bar... Because you got head from my ex in the woman's restroom
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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