I'm gonna get wrecked tn I might have to keep my phone at home cause I'm sure ill send you really weird txts
This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
I think i peed on brittanys purse
We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
im in his phone as 'great ass to tap'
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
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