why doesnt he love me? i have tried everything. i even sang to him after sex.
you have got to be kidding?
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
I figured, if I'm going to wear a gold cape its pretty safe to assume I'll be blacking out as well.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Typcal friday morning so far. Puke, shower, commute/puke, coffee, puke, coffee, bagel, good to go. Lunch today?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
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