Oh My! A car just drove by me a splashed me with a wave of water. I am drenched and soaking wet!
I am sorry--all I heard is that you are wet.
I'd do that. But we would need storm trooper helmets.
It felt like his penis had an endoskeleton.
i threw up on the blunt... he was pissed.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Add caroling to the list of things we need to do in an elevator
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Well that was the first and last time I've had to write "divorce party" on a request time off form. I'm throwing it for my mom. What is my life turning into.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
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