And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I cannot believe you needed a note to remind yourself to ask me about the fourteen sleeping Mexicans.
We were playing flip cup on the nice dining room table. Losing team had to shamwow the table in between rounds
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
If only guys knew how much awkward ass shaving goes into making sex this good...
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
come find me. Outside the bar we were just in waving my syringe in the air
He woke me up at 3 am kneeling on the floor pissing and yelling, then he passed out and stole my comforter. I want a new roommate...
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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