i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
I think rescheduling my finals around when Im going to be hungover is responsible
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Do you ever look back on your life and think - man I should have never had sex with that guy
We are best friends because we can vomit simultaneously in the same toilet and not care
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I told my mom Jesus would want me to snort drugs on his birthday
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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