i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
This is so stupid. Now I have to call the party planner and tell her that the break up party is off. They decided to get back together.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
Adding to the list of things I have said out loud at the bar that I shouldn't have: "I am the yoda of sucking dick"
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
I'm disgusted with myself. Who goes down on their Uber driver? This asshole
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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