I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Although I am concerned about who made the decision to let you loose in a bridal show I am proud to see you in a sombero again.
I'm lowering my standards just so I can get laid, but I draw the line when a guy spells cool kewl
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
I just want to be naked all the time but not in a sexual, come-hither and look at my ass sort of way. In a slightly chubby yet not ashamed way as I eat Taco Bell and lay on soft fuzzy blankets.
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
Does Jesus have blonde highlights? Pretty sure I saw him in a lavender shirt and Sperry's.
he has a party story that rivals our "PTSD- soldier-with-a-knife" party story. I'm pretty sure this is part of some prophecy.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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