the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
My plan for valentine's day: take a shot for every guy I've slept with. To keep me from going to the hospital I'm only doing half a shot for small dicks
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
I love you more with every blowjob.
You should write for Hallmark.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
Sitting in my junior high parking lot high on ambien talking to a stranger I met on tinder. What is life?
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
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