Right on... I dropped my chapstick
I blacked out
i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
Correction... Drunk on winter break. There are no days of the week on break.
I solemnly swear I will not get your boyfriend puke in public drunk again
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Sooo, did you delete me cause I said I wouldn't babysit you while you did shrooms? You're a grown man.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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