Going to a jewelry store high is not a good idea. I look like mr.t's wife.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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