Remember that dream I told you about where I shit out my own skeleton? I had it again last night.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
a search helicopter?!
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
but im not going to tell the owner of the penis of my dreams how to wear his hair.
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I think it was a low point but honestly at this point I've had so many that my life is like a valley
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
I would accept a super bowl ring as an engagement ring
i'm growling thTa how much i wNn slwwwp.
save me some of whatever you're doing i'll be there in five.
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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