We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
Not sure if jager bombs can cure tuberculosis, but its a theory im testing as we speak
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
With my son watching me, I pulled down my pants and shit in her trash can.
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
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