Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like having to pee in a condom for my cousin so that he can pass a drug test.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I would say I miss her friendship, then I remember that she gave 4 guys the clap. I'm good.
I knew it was going to be a good night when my mom said "Have fun, be safe...wait, do you need any weed for tonight?"
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
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